X-TREME BOWLING RULES, REGULATIONS AND RECYCLE

1. No rules
2. Rule one doesn't count
3. Always obey rules one and two
12. No abortions whilst playing
5. Uhhh... Don't.. Cheat?
6. Aw hell, cheat if you wanna, just it doesn't count as real points There'll be a cheating tourny

How to play? You srzly wanna know? Wtf?
Kay so, You roll random balls and objects at people. Knock them over for points.
Extra points for: Children, animals, cripples, old people, british people, french people,
infants, people who are already down, using an actually bowling ball, bigger objects,
causing injuries, chicks with big boobs, ninjas, pirates, vikings, being any of those,
flaming objects, regicide, doing this to become An Hero, explosions, implosions,
giraffes, midgets, (i'll add to this list)

RECYCLE
Nah.

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Well, Maybe your children will be safe for another day. Maybe.

WELL THEN?
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. And hoes. And of course, those of you who are more Ballin than the average male person.
Also Non-Heterosexual persons are welcome.
Well anyways.
Today, I will be talking about school.
More importantly, my comp sci class.
I sit Here
Kyle sits there
And Chuck(Alex)... Sits..
Here
All in a row of course. I wouldn't bore you with irrelevent information.


The warthog (Phacochoerus africanus, "African Lens-Pig") is a wild member of the pig family that lives in Africa. The common name comes from the four large wart-like tusks found on the head of the warthog, which serve the purpose of defense when males fight. They are the only widely recognised species in their genus, though some authors divide them into two species. On that classification, P. africanus is the common (or northern) warthog and P. aethiopicus is the desert warthog, also known as the Cape or Somali warthog.

Of course I wouldn't. Why would I waste your time?


WATSON
Holmes! What is it then? A fire?

HOLMES
No, a client. It seems that a young
lady has arrived in a considerable
state of excitement insisting upon a
consultation. I presume you wish to
dress and follow this from the
outset?

Also, What was I talking about? =S
Oh yea
Comp Sci
Chuck Me Kyle
Yes.
Nolan Chuck Me Kyle
Some guy I think has tourettes

Yes. That is the seating arrangement.
So, Chuck tries to be fancy with his coding, Nolan asks me what I did, Kyle makes his freakin command buttons have like pages of text on them, so you can't read it unless you zoom like 834.7 times, which makes it all pixelly anyways, so you still can;t read it
AAAAND Josh, Yells random things. He seems pretty cool tho.
He's the guy in the next row over.
Kyle is visible from windows if you're a sniper btw.
a sniper who dislikes overly texted buttons.
I would totally dislike those if I was a sniper
Tryin to read it through a scope
Piss ya right off I bet.
So, I was talking about coding? Mayeb
Maybe. Backspace is over-rated
SO, When I was coding, My teacher, Mr. Anonymous
Moved me cuz I saved batch files to the network drive
But other than that
Me n Kyle were having a code war.
Putting insults in our programs
And the teacher was like, ok?
I put in one, A box to Input your name,
If it was Kyle, it said fuck right off, KYYYLE
If it was Chuck, (or Alex) it said, Also you, CHUCK
AAAAND if it was lucas ridgen, It said BALLIN'!
w00t
Then I made a variable called KyleSucks
My teacher didn't even notice methinks
It was great
I even used it in the program
I gotta go tho
I SHALL RANT ON LATER
I CAN WIRE ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
Icelandic people don't even OWN eyebrows.
AAAND if you read this, your children are safe for another month or two
Maybe
Probably not
Bye

Uhh.. dongs?

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!
well.. uhh.. Hi
THIS BE BLOGZ0RZ
Kay so, whats the deal with physics?
Not just normal physics, those are feckin e-z to the mc squared
..Dawg..
QUANTUM PHYSICS!
Oh yes, i'm talkin sci-fi bullshit here.
yes. Quantum physics.
Actually, I really don't know what that is. But if it's what i think it might be, which it could be, or may not be, or.. uhh.. is?
Then it's a theory... that means.. theres an infinite number of parallel universes! YAY!
Also, it means that each universe is slightly different, and therefore, somewhere out there, you are riding a flaming purple flamingo whilst drinking windshield wiper fluid XD
So.. i'll be back.. later +_+ cuz i have a guitar lesson and such?
Also kyle might be there.
If he is, you're in for some ranting.
ADIOS
SAYONARA
SOMETHING ELSE THAT MEANS BYE
ciao.
byebye
fuck off already
i'm running out of un-greetings!
GODDAMIT LEAVE!
I'm calling the cops
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eardrums shattered yet?
Damn.
Srzly, gway.
...
Bye.

Hmm..

Butseckz

Best Superheroes Ever?

Use This Format To Make Your Own Superhero! Post Him/Her on the comments >=]

Super Name:
Real Name:
Powers:
Weapon Of Choice:
Arch-Enemy:
Weakness:
Super-Costume:
Superhero Catch Phrase:


Super Name:Uber-Abe
Real Name:Abraham Lincoln
Powers:Democracy, Beard Of Doom
Weapon Of Choice:Nun-Chuks, AK-47
Arch-Enemy:Barney
Weakness:Shivs To The Kidneys
Super-Costume:Top-Hat, Beard, Wicked cool suit.
Superhero Catch Phrase:Four score and twenty years ago, I KICKED YER FECKIN ASS!


Super Name:Reggae Man
Real Name:Bob Marley
Powers:Bullet Proof, Super Hippy Beam
Weapon Of Choice:Hugs
Arch-Enemy:Angry People
Weakness:Cancer
Super-Costume:Dreads And Whatever the hell he feels like
Superhero Catch Phrase:“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright... Cept you,"


Super Name:Rucas Lidgen
Real Name:Lucas Ridgen
Powers:Confusion, Awesomeness
Weapon Of Choice:Big Rig
Arch-Enemy:Communism
Weakness:Umm.. Bullets?
Super-Costume:Anything Really
Superhero Catch Phrase:You're WINNER... NOT


Super Name:Hitler Guy
Real Name:Adolph Hitler
Powers:Mustache Attack
Weapon Of Choice:FIRE
Arch-Enemy:Jews
Weakness:Suicide
Super-Costume:Brown... Suit?
Superhero Catch Phrase:Ich werde Sie im Ohr ficken


Super Name:Hendrix!
Real Name:Jimi Hendrix
Powers:Deadly Guitar Power
Weapon Of Choice:Hand Painted Flying V, Headband Full o' LSD<< It rhymes =]
Arch-Enemy:Teh Guv'Mint
Weakness:O.D.
Super-Costume:Bellbottoms, Tye-dye
Superhero Catch Phrase:"Excuse me, While I Kiss the Sky,"

Civics Paragraph For Meester Goforth

Well, I wrote this for civics class, figured I may as well post it, it's not doing me any good. WARNING! THIS MAY PROVOKE YOUR THOUGHTS! IF YOU ARE AN AVERAGE INTERWEB DWELLER, DO NOT SCROL DOWN! lmao. Good Readings!


Thomas Hobbes thought that people in general were naturally bad, and if left alone, without an all powerful government, would destroy themselves. Jean-Jacques Rousseau, however, was of a completely different view, One that humans were naturally good, and merely needed a gentle nudge in the right direction to do good with the world. I disagree with both of these views.
In my opinion, people are naturally bad, but that is what keeps society, and by extension, government, moving forwards. If people weren't trying to best eachother, no-one would do anything more than what is necessary to stay alive, because there would be no reason. Greed is humanity's motivation. If we weren't greedy, we wouldn't have war, a good example to oppose my view, but we also wouldn't have civilization as we know it! No Great Wall of China, without the mongols trying to steal the Chinese peoples' stuff. No roads, tables, juice boxes, phones, or computers, without people trying to make everything easier, (being greedy for more time), and without greed, we wouldn't even have fire, because people wouldn't be greedy for warmth! In conclusion, society in essence, and the people who form it, are naturally greedy, violent, and self centered. But that is what makes society what it is. Good or Bad, you decide.

Vijjo Gamez

Video Games Is Violence.
Not advocating it, they just are.
Think About it!
Super Mario: A fat italian man crushing his enemies with sheer body weight! WTF IS THAT??
Weird. Thats what. Oh yes, I LOVE MARIO, but it is fucked right up =]
Most Games nowadays have too much gore, and not enough gameplay.
Prince Of Persia, THAT is a game with just the right mix.
Sand Instead of blood? good idea, saves you from being assaulted by church groups.
Running on walls and climbing like the whole game? Good Gameplay.
Meanwhile, It keeps the violence intact in the form of swordfighting things made of sand! YAY SAND FREAKZ!!
But my point is, WE DON'T NEED VIOLENCE TO PLAY GAMES! But it makes them more fun =]
Whats the point of doing something you can't in real life, if nobody dies??
Other than racing games. Sports Games Aren't Real Games. REMEMBER THAT
Go outside people, gaming is for games. not sports.
Meanwhile, more recently, we're getting games that AREN'T violent? =O
Guitar heroes 1 2 and 3 are decent games!
So Is Dance Dance Revolution! But some people playing that is violence against peoples' souls.
And eyeballs.
Ew.
Stop dancing meester fat guy, the asian kid wants a turn.
And what a turn it will be! Hehe, whats a rant without some racism =P
But apparently it's REAL big over there. Which is just great? lol
Well, Enough Angry yelling for now, I'M OUT!
PEACE!
CIAO!
ADIOS!
ETC!

Secrecy... Of D0000000M

Why do people keep such lame secrets? And then mention part of them but not reveal the details, no matter how much you ask? Also, whats with people starting talking without saying Hi first? GOD I HATE THAT =P Oh yes, Hello there dearest readers. Lame enough greeting? Get some kicks? GOOD! Now stop laughing. Seriously, stop laughing (not being sarcastic at all)
Anywho, back to the topic at hand.
Why do people do that? The secret-y thing. WHATS THE POINT? Why wouldn't you say,, want someone to know you like them? Or let other people know? What are they gonna do, beat you with a *battleaxe of d00m which is on fire and powered by 10,000,000 Volts of death?*
Maybe. But only if you know my friends =]
We're weird.
So anywho, SECRETS ARE WEIRD
Unless you happen to be a spy. Or a Ninja. (like me)
Ninjas never tell the truth. Except this blog^^ And the last two. And those last sentences. Know what? Anything I say is a lie. (hehe that means that was a lie, and everything is true)(wait that makes it all false!) AAAAAAAAAAAH assume i'm either lying, or telling the truth. There. Done.
Damn secrets.
ADIOS!

*Invented By Quin, AKA Death, King of the Shadows, Death, and The Reaper.

First Post? TAKE THAT, INTERWEB!

Well well well, we meet again, people I've probably never met...
But, that's not important. If you're here, you're here to read some angry ranting!
And will, once I have some posted. =]
So wait till then people! I'm prejudiced towards everyone, everything, and most types of things involving gelatin.
Also, I plan to post at least once a week, with a new topic that angers me, hopefully that you can relate to >=
Ciao, Adios, Bon Nuit, & Goodbye.