Best Superheroes Ever?

Use This Format To Make Your Own Superhero! Post Him/Her on the comments >=]

Super Name:
Real Name:
Powers:
Weapon Of Choice:
Arch-Enemy:
Weakness:
Super-Costume:
Superhero Catch Phrase:


Super Name:Uber-Abe
Real Name:Abraham Lincoln
Powers:Democracy, Beard Of Doom
Weapon Of Choice:Nun-Chuks, AK-47
Arch-Enemy:Barney
Weakness:Shivs To The Kidneys
Super-Costume:Top-Hat, Beard, Wicked cool suit.
Superhero Catch Phrase:Four score and twenty years ago, I KICKED YER FECKIN ASS!


Super Name:Reggae Man
Real Name:Bob Marley
Powers:Bullet Proof, Super Hippy Beam
Weapon Of Choice:Hugs
Arch-Enemy:Angry People
Weakness:Cancer
Super-Costume:Dreads And Whatever the hell he feels like
Superhero Catch Phrase:“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright... Cept you,"


Super Name:Rucas Lidgen
Real Name:Lucas Ridgen
Powers:Confusion, Awesomeness
Weapon Of Choice:Big Rig
Arch-Enemy:Communism
Weakness:Umm.. Bullets?
Super-Costume:Anything Really
Superhero Catch Phrase:You're WINNER... NOT


Super Name:Hitler Guy
Real Name:Adolph Hitler
Powers:Mustache Attack
Weapon Of Choice:FIRE
Arch-Enemy:Jews
Weakness:Suicide
Super-Costume:Brown... Suit?
Superhero Catch Phrase:Ich werde Sie im Ohr ficken


Super Name:Hendrix!
Real Name:Jimi Hendrix
Powers:Deadly Guitar Power
Weapon Of Choice:Hand Painted Flying V, Headband Full o' LSD<< It rhymes =]
Arch-Enemy:Teh Guv'Mint
Weakness:O.D.
Super-Costume:Bellbottoms, Tye-dye
Superhero Catch Phrase:"Excuse me, While I Kiss the Sky,"