Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Best Superheroes Ever?

Use This Format To Make Your Own Superhero! Post Him/Her on the comments >=]

Super Name:
Real Name:
Powers:
Weapon Of Choice:
Arch-Enemy:
Weakness:
Super-Costume:
Superhero Catch Phrase:


Super Name:Uber-Abe
Real Name:Abraham Lincoln
Powers:Democracy, Beard Of Doom
Weapon Of Choice:Nun-Chuks, AK-47
Arch-Enemy:Barney
Weakness:Shivs To The Kidneys
Super-Costume:Top-Hat, Beard, Wicked cool suit.
Superhero Catch Phrase:Four score and twenty years ago, I KICKED YER FECKIN ASS!


Super Name:Reggae Man
Real Name:Bob Marley
Powers:Bullet Proof, Super Hippy Beam
Weapon Of Choice:Hugs
Arch-Enemy:Angry People
Weakness:Cancer
Super-Costume:Dreads And Whatever the hell he feels like
Superhero Catch Phrase:“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright... Cept you,"


Super Name:Rucas Lidgen
Real Name:Lucas Ridgen
Powers:Confusion, Awesomeness
Weapon Of Choice:Big Rig
Arch-Enemy:Communism
Weakness:Umm.. Bullets?
Super-Costume:Anything Really
Superhero Catch Phrase:You're WINNER... NOT


Super Name:Hitler Guy
Real Name:Adolph Hitler
Powers:Mustache Attack
Weapon Of Choice:FIRE
Arch-Enemy:Jews
Weakness:Suicide
Super-Costume:Brown... Suit?
Superhero Catch Phrase:Ich werde Sie im Ohr ficken


Super Name:Hendrix!
Real Name:Jimi Hendrix
Powers:Deadly Guitar Power
Weapon Of Choice:Hand Painted Flying V, Headband Full o' LSD<< It rhymes =]
Arch-Enemy:Teh Guv'Mint
Weakness:O.D.
Super-Costume:Bellbottoms, Tye-dye
Superhero Catch Phrase:"Excuse me, While I Kiss the Sky,"

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Civics Paragraph For Meester Goforth

Well, I wrote this for civics class, figured I may as well post it, it's not doing me any good. WARNING! THIS MAY PROVOKE YOUR THOUGHTS! IF YOU ARE AN AVERAGE INTERWEB DWELLER, DO NOT SCROL DOWN! lmao. Good Readings!


Thomas Hobbes thought that people in general were naturally bad, and if left alone, without an all powerful government, would destroy themselves. Jean-Jacques Rousseau, however, was of a completely different view, One that humans were naturally good, and merely needed a gentle nudge in the right direction to do good with the world. I disagree with both of these views.
In my opinion, people are naturally bad, but that is what keeps society, and by extension, government, moving forwards. If people weren't trying to best eachother, no-one would do anything more than what is necessary to stay alive, because there would be no reason. Greed is humanity's motivation. If we weren't greedy, we wouldn't have war, a good example to oppose my view, but we also wouldn't have civilization as we know it! No Great Wall of China, without the mongols trying to steal the Chinese peoples' stuff. No roads, tables, juice boxes, phones, or computers, without people trying to make everything easier, (being greedy for more time), and without greed, we wouldn't even have fire, because people wouldn't be greedy for warmth! In conclusion, society in essence, and the people who form it, are naturally greedy, violent, and self centered. But that is what makes society what it is. Good or Bad, you decide.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Vijjo Gamez

Video Games Is Violence.
Not advocating it, they just are.
Think About it!
Super Mario: A fat italian man crushing his enemies with sheer body weight! WTF IS THAT??
Weird. Thats what. Oh yes, I LOVE MARIO, but it is fucked right up =]
Most Games nowadays have too much gore, and not enough gameplay.
Prince Of Persia, THAT is a game with just the right mix.
Sand Instead of blood? good idea, saves you from being assaulted by church groups.
Running on walls and climbing like the whole game? Good Gameplay.
Meanwhile, It keeps the violence intact in the form of swordfighting things made of sand! YAY SAND FREAKZ!!
But my point is, WE DON'T NEED VIOLENCE TO PLAY GAMES! But it makes them more fun =]
Whats the point of doing something you can't in real life, if nobody dies??
Other than racing games. Sports Games Aren't Real Games. REMEMBER THAT
Go outside people, gaming is for games. not sports.
Meanwhile, more recently, we're getting games that AREN'T violent? =O
Guitar heroes 1 2 and 3 are decent games!
So Is Dance Dance Revolution! But some people playing that is violence against peoples' souls.
And eyeballs.
Ew.
Stop dancing meester fat guy, the asian kid wants a turn.
And what a turn it will be! Hehe, whats a rant without some racism =P
But apparently it's REAL big over there. Which is just great? lol
Well, Enough Angry yelling for now, I'M OUT!
PEACE!
CIAO!
ADIOS!
ETC!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Secrecy... Of D0000000M

Why do people keep such lame secrets? And then mention part of them but not reveal the details, no matter how much you ask? Also, whats with people starting talking without saying Hi first? GOD I HATE THAT =P Oh yes, Hello there dearest readers. Lame enough greeting? Get some kicks? GOOD! Now stop laughing. Seriously, stop laughing (not being sarcastic at all)
Anywho, back to the topic at hand.
Why do people do that? The secret-y thing. WHATS THE POINT? Why wouldn't you say,, want someone to know you like them? Or let other people know? What are they gonna do, beat you with a *battleaxe of d00m which is on fire and powered by 10,000,000 Volts of death?*
Maybe. But only if you know my friends =]
We're weird.
So anywho, SECRETS ARE WEIRD
Unless you happen to be a spy. Or a Ninja. (like me)
Ninjas never tell the truth. Except this blog^^ And the last two. And those last sentences. Know what? Anything I say is a lie. (hehe that means that was a lie, and everything is true)(wait that makes it all false!) AAAAAAAAAAAH assume i'm either lying, or telling the truth. There. Done.
Damn secrets.
ADIOS!

*Invented By Quin, AKA Death, King of the Shadows, Death, and The Reaper.