X-TREME BOWLING RULES, REGULATIONS AND RECYCLE

1. No rules
2. Rule one doesn't count
3. Always obey rules one and two
12. No abortions whilst playing
5. Uhhh... Don't.. Cheat?
6. Aw hell, cheat if you wanna, just it doesn't count as real points There'll be a cheating tourny

How to play? You srzly wanna know? Wtf?
Kay so, You roll random balls and objects at people. Knock them over for points.
Extra points for: Children, animals, cripples, old people, british people, french people,
infants, people who are already down, using an actually bowling ball, bigger objects,
causing injuries, chicks with big boobs, ninjas, pirates, vikings, being any of those,
flaming objects, regicide, doing this to become An Hero, explosions, implosions,
giraffes, midgets, (i'll add to this list)

RECYCLE
Nah.